Mi chile dem seh betta be late dan neva so if you can sing, nuh feel anyway fi sing wid Montel whether yu wan fi sing inna G major or C major. Just sing along. When Montel seh, "rock a bye browning" just seh, in the G spot" so come along. rock a bye browing .. when the wind blow the cradle will rock. Rock a bye browning... So down came browning no baby at all. Wat a lovely rendition. Think on these words whenever you pass di next car park.
Producer's hairy bank
So producer seh if him did waan fi rich him coulda get rich for him did meet a white rich man. Massa, now yu know seh is long time producer a put on show and claim seh him never mek a profit. All the money we hear goes to the hairy bank in Swift River, so Montel hear.
Den massa haven't yu hear di great fall. Yes mi chile Montel hear seh di one Chuck Fender went to a certain night club and massa as him start to wheel up bout, a coulda who dem a badda badda' massa eh look like the badder man strike. Mi chile di deejay drop offa di stage like ripe breadfruit boof. Lord a tell yu one woman seh it hot but eh sweet.
Lord mi chile wat a way the Fourth Street Sisters galang pon the stage. And massa wid all dem procruseh few people pay dem any mind, Yes mi chile some people seh dem fi rewind and cum again. But, massa suppose dem battery ded.
Now massa yu did eva know seh Boom Dandimite ah beg certain smaddy fi manage him career. Yes mi chile Montel hear seh him waan get a number one tune now for him ave di lyrics fi tease up di girls dem. A really so it go.
Screwface is brewing be-tween one producer and di odda and massa it affi do with a girl call Maria. Yes mi chile yu cannot miss dat name for yu even hear it on the radio. And massa if yu tink a lie check the people dem who know Marie.
So the big rip off model is shining her legs to pluck Mr Showbig again dis time. Last year Montel hear she got some good rub-down and hefty dollars to go with it and a weekend at the northcoast. People are asking where will she go this year for her afterwork jam.
Plans for big feast
So big plans are ahead already for the big feast. Yes politician ave already secure the cow, goat and chickens. Many will be invited and there will be much white rice, Some people are asking, whose cow?
The million dollar wedding has crashed and nobody seems to care. Mr. Millionaire has dissed his lovely bride. Oh if only they could go back to the days of horse driven carriage. Some say di man is a womaniser. Oh, if only they could look back on the video.
Defending her turf
Wat a controversy the hottie hottie is defending her turf wid Juni-or Kelly. Fly caan pitch too near and she nuh ready fi fly di gates. Some people seh she fi cool for woman luck deh a dungle heap eh oonly waan fowl come scratch eh out.
