SO people a fuss up demself seh minister wifie shouldn't gi him bun, Massa, Montel hear seh di poor Minister cum in so tired all him waan fi do is read book and sleep. Lord mi chile Montel hear seh Minister wifie read Montel and a stay far from Hope Road.
Singer J flops
SO singer Jay flop himself. Yes mi chile for plenty girls a seh a wah dat him have on bout him a sing to beauty queen. Yes mi chile people seh a better him did ask Egg Nogg fi send a criss suit fi him.
Cement Kid in 'farin'
DI artiste weh name Cement Kid is said to be in farin lands. Yes mi chile after him dis-up him baby madda, so Montel hear. Well laufing spwile cause Montel hear seh Cement Kid send back seh wifie fi hold tight till him come. People a chart seh him mussa eediat in a dis ya cold front.
Hawkeye's style
A who Hawkeke seh tief him style. Well massa, people a chat seh him fi tap worry him body for style a style and pattern a pattern. And if tory shoulda bus everybody tief weh a little a everybody style.
Entertainer robbed
SO entertainer come a Jamaica fi buss and tapanaris rob out him daylight. Yes mi chile Montel hear seh certain artiste get half a million fi help bus di aron balloon artiste. Massa di pro singer gone back abroad and cannot be heard of again.
Artistes' almshouse
SO Richie Spice seh big show a tomorrow and him bruk. Yes massa Montel hear seh Richie Spice done draw out him last cent. Massa dem seh a hope all di artiste dem weh seh dem a perform come a di show and nuh bother wid di almshouse.
CeCile's admirers
UNDERSTAND CeCile is laughing at a number of entertainers who are trying to get under her frock tail. Yes mi chile one has sent her a passionate love letter so Montel hear. Dat letter has gone to the rubbish bin for good.
Lady G's good time
SO Lady G is being watched closely. Yes mi chile she was having a real good time behind the corner. Yes massa a who was the lucky man. Her baby father. So hush it people, it legal is not smaddy else for Montel was right there.
Frisco's happening
SO people who use to dis Frisco Kid is having second thoughts. Yes mi chile for it look like tings out fi gwane, Massa some seh is a miracle. Massa some people seh don't talk too quick, watch and wait.
