WHAT has gone to the head of deejay Alozade? Yes mi chile what type of x-rated song him 'ave a play inna di dancehall. Mi chile Montel hear seh him a teck di chi-chi man at another level. Mi chile wid all di badwud dem di uptown schoolgirl dem bruk out wen dem hear x-rated. If yu think Montel is talking wat nuh go so, listen to song, for all Japanese a sing it too.
Delly Ranks fraid
SO after Delly Ranks gone talk bout who a go a go-go club, him a draw inna him shell. Bwoy eh look like Delly Ranks fraid a certain artistes for him a walk and a talk seh him neva a trouble no one. But di wud done seh aready and massa if him fraid a animal yu caan meddle inna animal kingdom.
Lady G turn teacher
DEM seh Lady G get weh wen she a Papa San was sparring but massa eh look like she tep pon certain man corn. Yes mi chile for Lady G a singing bout people weh nah trouble har. Now massa dem seh Lady G a teach woman fi trick man and dat nuh right. Well, well, di woman dem seh a full time more entertainer tell dem how fi deal wid man.
Chuck Fender deh pon high horse
DEM seh weh sweet Chuck Fender a go run him belly yes mi chile. Dem seh di high horse him a ride pon a gi him flucksi complain. Mi chile talk about a number one tune is getting to some artistes head, so Montel hear. So dem betta kip quiet till it come.
Politician large
BUT yu eva see mi dyin' trial. A which politician drapes up big man and do whatever. Massa Montel hear seh big man affi teck licks and caan seh a ting bout it. Mi chile politician large. Politican must win back di seat. And oh how politician look so pleasant and nice. Politician could be prime minister some day. Before unu guess wrong is not Portia, oh noo.
Cheap producer
A WHICH play producer bex till him bus seh him actors dem gi him way. Well, massa di tory is actors go chat seh dem naw get anything much afta dem wuk and massa all wen producer name nuh call people start fi point finger. Mi chile people seh dem a go get draw up one way or di odda.
Pinchers a mad dem
SO Pinchers clothes caan done. Yu know is so some man a chat him seh wen him lef di studio di odda day. Some seh a mussa him bredda dah foreign a supply him wid garment for him couldn't change so often. Mi chile smaddy seh all di boot demn to still look new. A wha kind a syrup dat.
She's a 'ho'
SO you hear how that one cheap nuh dust. Yes mi chile sleeping wid who, whoever, whatsover and what's left of nothing. Well, the artistes dem bex so till dem seh Montel wi neva know she is a ho. Yes mi chile wat was hidden from Montel has come to light.
CeCile, what's the secret?
SO people are asking wat di hell does CeCile use to get her tune dem play. Well, it's surely not her bad looks. That's what they say and those who are sussing and sussing had better watch all that talk for Cecile seh dis-jockey nuh refuse good songs.
