My Lordie, what the dickance is that singer doing over that popular place and yu know Montel hear some people whispering that is the dub plate money send him there. Now, now some birdie tell me the singer is there three times for the day. Oh, Lordie he must be using viagra or is it spinach?
Wayne Wonder come back fi rule
So Wayne Wonder is back and Montel hear seh some people 'ave belly working aready for dem hear seh him cum back fi rule. Oh, yes but weh double frighten dem is the certain smaddy weh backa Wayne Wonder name. Yes masss yu can bank on him everytime if it even teck him fi swim down the river bank.
Serious Saba
Massa Saba is no laufing stock again for him is boasting about him album. Dat time dem a talk bout him lock down with foreign girl. Massa, a wha kind a mix up and blender dat. Album affi done, money hafi meck a weh Saba a chat bout these days.
Miss 'Rude', dem watching you
So, Italee, change har name to "RUDE." Only hope she behaving harself cause people a tell Montel all kinnna tings. Yes mi chile dem watching yu Miss "RUDE".
Watch your back, Mr Lex
So people a chat seh a pure fren-enemy Mr. Lex ave. Oh what a shame Montel can't support these fren-enemy business. Laufing wid him and cutting his throat behind his back. Better find another corner fren-enemy fore Mr. Lex finds out who yu be.
Kibba yu mout, Jack-A-Diamond
So Jack-A-Diamond saying him cah believe di one him love lef him. Yes he has been complaining to a lot of people. Jack-A-Diamond, betta kip yu business to yuself. People wi chat yu down to earth.
Wingie foot school girls
The girls from a certain uptown school is lusting after Bling Dawg. Principal better tell your girls study dem lesson. Yes dat lusting nuh good and yu waan fi see how dem little foot wingie, so Montel hear.
CoCo T the life saver
Neva judge a book by di cover for while some a sey dis and dat, artiste come from farin seh CoCo T a real human being. Yes wen hungry strike an promoter nuh waan put dem pon show a Coco T dat a beg promoter gi dem a chance. Yes massa yu tink some ras nuh ave heart.
Kindhearted Kelly
What has Junior Kelly done with him fuss vehicle. Yes, he has given dat to a relative. Oh yes, and him so glad him a talk seh Kelly is di best bredda, so Montel hear. Well, well plenty people seh Kelly betta do more good and good wi follow him.
