SO Max Wayne has flown out and left behind those lovely birdies just chirping through his window. One birdie is singing, "How sweet thou art" and di other, "Let's not forget." My, my. Understand Max Wayne is shopping for some brand-wear and some entertainers a wonda if di brand dem is the one wi see inna him video.
Shock attack
PRODUCERS Sly and Robbie seh dem a go gi Jamaicans a real shock attack. Some seh Sly and Robbie mussa a wuk wid light and power company or dem mussa mean shark attack. Anyway di shock is not anada bashment vehicle. Is sinting fi do wid di Innocent Crew.
Cool it, Grammy boy
MI chile Montel hear seh Grammy boy went on wid one piece a hype de odda day, Carlene was as cool as cucumber. Oh if Carlene was the worrisome type. News oonu woulda get before the week done.
No hairy bank
SILVER Cat is telling friends him nah watch nuh face. Matters not, for him save him money. Silver Cat seh di hairy banks does not have his accounts. Big chat and nuff backitive.
Kutchie, be careful next time
SO Nitty Kutchie is not too happy dat him buds caan lef stage show till him carry home a ole sketel. So, there was Kutchie outside whispering dat to a fren. Now Kutchie yu shoulda write eh pon paper for a whole heap a people did hear weh yu seh.
Poor Georgie
SO George Nooks is wheeling and turning for him affi spend a whole heap a money. How di Juice Montel ketch dat deh news only God ye knows. If yu see Nooks a screw is the bill reach him. Yow ooh.
What a worries pon Sammy Question
WAT a worries pon di comedian. Tory reach farin seh woman carry Sammy Question a courthouse fi pickney maintenance and massa di people a him workplace weh him use to work buy 14 copies and paste eh up. Mi chile wat a worries wen Question reach Florida. Lest yu figet dat deh incident happen long before Question bust.
Back to square one
SO big woman from farin buy car gi entertainer. Massa entertainer go try him luck carry out him baby mother go show a country. Big woman trail him and massa demands di key fi di vehicle, Poor entertainer affi tek bus wid baby mother come back a town. Massa entertainer still a tek bus.
Cecile's new accent
CECILE has arrive from farin and massa she ave a new accent. Yes massa she talking real deep like she is from London. Some seh Cecile needs an interpreter
