LIKE I've said before, suss yu want suss yu get. Many 'ave been asking more about CeCile's expected hussy. Well, mi chile Montel hear sey he is dark, handsome and fresh like vegetable. And, by the way he is 25 years old, just like CeCile. Now go thy ways and find out more.
Hype type of love
Then back to Mr. Benzy Hype's from the Innocent Crew. Someone just tipped Montel to say there is another girl trying to get into Mr. Hype bed. She has a Puerto Rican look and she travels too. But, how can Montel get hold of one of those letters. That would tell you if love conquers all.
Zumjay back from abroad
So Zumjay is back from abroad. Wat a excitement cause Montel hear Zumjay do combination wid big rapper. Wait fuss, kibba yu mout, wait massa till Montel find how Zumjay ketch an farin and weh him brought back fi di Spanish one.
Cutting loose
Oh yes after di big halabaloo between TOK and ARP the saw-man was seen wid a kitchen bitch di odda day. Yes mi chile and massa a so the saw-man a look round like puss. Run puss run for doggie afta yu.
Turning over the pork barrel
Wat di dickance is Powerman up to? Yes mi chile, dem a ask if a rasta him out fi tun for him a go pon pure one-drop rhythm. Yes mi chile. Dem seh all of a sudden Powerman a sing bout injustice and all dem sinting deh. Look out fi Powerman tun over di pork barrel, look out.
Panting along
A who put on dat deh pants pon Elephant Man weh 'ave people a look yah so and deh so? Yes mi chile dem seh eh look like Elephant Man drag on dat deh pants wen light gone. Yes, Elephant Man, next time dem seh yu fi know weh fi put on wen yu go a studio.
Hat off the press
Den, mi chile Black Rat dress nuh puss and massa people a talk bout is a female hat him ave on pon him head. Mi chile smaddy seh where did dat bashment hat come from. Might have been out of di tourist barrel.
Mr Vegas chillin'
Someone is calling up Mr. Vegas name inna certain mix-up and blender these days. Yes mi chile and Montel hear Vegas is drinking his soup cold. The hot entertainer is said to be taking on everyone and fearing no one. Wait until the baby doll decide to start up fi him engine den di real mix-up wi start.
Born to be a Rebel
Massa people ave it a chat seh Tony Rebel a one a di most intelligent rasta. Yes man for dem seh nubody caan twist him and turn him all wen him a sleep. Well di odda day Rebel a doze off and guess wat, smaddy try fi ketch him off guard. Massa him just send di fool a little further.
Burning the oil
Wen a lion is sleeping never yu try to wake him. Well sleeping entertainer lock some dog mout di odda day. For wen entertainer lash dem right and lash dem left him cool down and seh, nobody caah obeah him. Yes mi chile for is St. Thomas him cum from.
