Mystery chocolate WHO is the cute chocolate colour catty Bounty Killer is sparring wid? And to know that many a brownings are having hiccups over the catty. Oh, yes some browning seh it not like Bounty to be attracted to such darker shades. But, as you can see this catty is not ordinary. Sweetie pie Has anyone seen that sweetie pie Edi Fitzroy is touring with? She is so dainty, so Montel hear. Yu have to know what to say to her and how to say it. Smaddy seh sweetie pie is loaded with the cherry. And, she has been so quiet nobody knows when she is around. Wow! is how Edi's friend remark when she stepped out of the vehicle. Rent freeze Fat producer is still stalking the female entertainer who says she is going to be the talk of the town. Female entertainer is denying that whole bedroom story. Oh no, she says, producer belly too big and fat. Yes missis but who has been paying her rent. That sounds like she is missing $25,000 all because she switched to another who is lanky. Pig's messing around So General B must be begging on his knees as corpie is keeping his position to stop his show. And look how General B was planning for that money. Anyway, with two months to go corpie could give the General the green light. Man fi bark So while Goofy is hugging and kissing, people a chat him seh girlie nuh like wen him flop. Yes mi chile Montel hear seh Goofy fi let go di honeymoon business tek him career inna him hand. Meck girlie go hold har corners, fi real. Grunting loud So corpie give it to Screechy Joe di odda day. Yes man eh go so. People seh before him screechy and call corpie name him nuh go pon stage go diss dem full hundred. Well, corpie wait till Screechy cum off and seh teck dis. Betta go check out a jawbone specialist Screechy. Money money Yes mi chile school open and nuff gal decide fi nyam out Black Rat. Oh yes but di tory nuh done. Montel hear one schoolgirl dress up like big woman decide fi samfie him. Oh yes, Black Rat did have some material inna him car. But girlie also a search fi money. Oh yes, so girlie send him fi buy icymint and decide fi search him car. So she search she look, so she look she search. Mi chile dem she ask a who a Black Rat woman. She frighten wen dem tell har is him 9 months old baby him a spend all a him money pon. Oh so rude! So Italee seems to be rowing in the wrong boat. Yes people have been watching her riding the waves and her ranking seems to have moved to several places up. Seems like Red Rat may have to stop the boat before it ride down di wrong channel. White squall bites So hungry bust some people shut di odda day. Yes mi chile eva see people lef dem yard siddown pon corner whole marning, afternoon and evening just fi chat how Shabba mash up Sashi. Yes, mi chile people seh a oonly hope dem get pay for nuh money nuh deh fi palave round town. Fresh looking sting People are talking that things have really change for producer Jack Scorpio. Yes, since he has married that sweet sixteen or is it sweet 18. Well people seh wifie must be doing wonders cause Jack look 20 years younger. Annada producer seh him waan fi marry again cause ole foot nah run tings again.
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