Get a book, you lifeworm!
FOUR BOO KWORMS have been invited to a conference in Bridgetown, Barbados. Bookworm Number 1 always falls asleep with a novel by her pillow. - Stephen Vasciannie

War is evil and immoral
THE CHURCH as well as human reason both assert the permanent validity of the moral law during armed conflict. - Richard Ho Lung

Oil on the boil
THERE WAS a time when light-bulb jokes were in. How many CIA agents does it take to change a light bulb? None. - Tony Deyal