Solving the rat problem
published: Friday | May 28, 2004

THE EDITOR, Sir:

I BELIEVE I have the solution to the problem of rats which have over-run the New Kingston area.

Owners of restaurants in New Kingston need to be united in their effort to rid Knutsford Boulevard of these vermin, once and for all.

I suggest that restaurant owners contract the services of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, who could use his magical flute to march the rats out of the area. My suggested route is up Knutsford Boulevard to Trafalgar Road. Left on Trafalgar Road to Hope Road. Right on Hope Road, all the way up to Jamaica House.

Time is running out. Restaurant owners, unite!

I am, etc.,

CONCERNED CITIZEN

P.O. Box 28

Kingston 8