Nathelie Taylor, Gleaner Writer
Patrons get down and dirty at the Supreme Ventures Jamaica Carnival Ewarton Blowout Fete, tiltled 'Pretty and Pink', held at the Ewarton Sports Complex, Ewarton on Saturday, March 19, 2005. - Winston Sill/Freelance Photographer
OSCAR B had the Ewarton girls shaking all parts of their bodies last Saturday night as the Supreme Ventures carnival train rolled into the Ewarton Sports Complex for 'Pretty and Pink'.
From bosoms to bumpers, rolling body parts were the centre of undisputed attraction for patrons as the women jumped eagerly at every chance to go on stage and show off what they could do with, what they seemed to have considered, their best 'assets'.
One such exciting showdown took place when Oscar B asked women with 'extended bums' to come on-stage. The women were only too happy to do so, and to the chant of 'make the bumper jump' coming from the speakers, each, regardless of size, rolled and shook with almost dizzying speed. The victor, a plump woman wearing a green and yellow shorts outfit, really deserved her prize. But, her five minutes of fame was to be extended when she was asked to match skills with the 'Winer Boy' himself, Jumo. But, before she could really get into it, The Vibesmaster, Jerry D, appeared on stage, ready to engage in some of her sizeable goodies.
Positioning himself behind her, Jerry D barely moved his waist though as his willing partner worked in front. They decided to change positions, facing each other this time. But, she proved too much for Jerry D, who fell under her thunderous weight as she jumped and tried to wrap her legs around him. The crowd roared with laughter, but Jerry D refused to 'go out like that.' The third time they 'collided', he was better prepared, and handled her like a true champion taming a wild beast.
If rolling bumpers weren't enough, patrons got another treat with the bouncing breasts. To the chant of 'shake that bosom', four women with expansive bustlines shook to the pleasure of the audience. Again, a winner was chosen, and for her finale, she had to bounce her full babies round and round. This was an act too enticing for Oscar B to resist, so he placed his head just below her breasts.
The music was a great accompaniment to such carnal displays. With soca songs like Teaser, Carnival Fever, Dollar Wine and Ring Road vibrating through the venue, patrons let go and simply let anything happen - like the woman who got down on all fours, crawling slowly along the ground as her partner viciously 'attacked' from behind.
The musical frenzy increased dramatically when Irie FM's DJ Sunshine spun the latest dancehall tracks sometime after 1 a.m. Sunshine and Jerry D restarted their musical clash as well, and the patrons lapped up every second of it. Tunes like Wukless Bwoy, Stand Firm and Done Already were among the arsenal each fired at the other during 'the clash'. Alas, unlike in Portland, there was no clear winner this time.
