Jah Foresight, ContributorRAIN AND more rain, water, water and wata. The only woman I know by the name of Wilma is from the Flintstones with Fred and Barney.
Wilma seems to be a serious nagger, she just stands up on your back, just sits on your back and won't move.
Early this year, it was fire and more fire, with Capleton included, but Ras Noah took over in October. It might be another destruction in the Gulf of Mexico, especially Cancun where I met some lovely spring breakers.
$40 MILLION JACKPOT
I know that a lot of my readers did not get to buy their tickets this week. The jackpot is high and if it ever ventures over $40 million, I might have to give you two columns per week.
I can imagine people dreaming like hell on wheels at this time. Men sleeping with their tape recorders on pause to record their dreams in case of failure of memory before daylight.
The worst thing that can happen to you at this time with this jackpot is for someone to wake you up out of your dream and ask if you left the blender on. This is not the time for rum bars. This is the time to boycott the go-go clubs, go home, eat a huge dinner and go to bed to sleep immediately.
This is the best investment you could ever make. Curry chicken back, Bulla and pear and pumpkin soup. You will surely produce a dream or even a nightmare.
SOME DON'TS
Let me give you some don'ts if you ever win the jackpot. First, do not watch the draw with any crowd. Quietly write down the draw numbers and it is only when you are in your bathroom ruling that you should look at the ticket.
Do not scream or make a sound, don't grunt but accept that your life has changed, the moment you are back on your feet. Do not tell your wife, husband, matey, children etc, not even the hog that is tied under the tree. Remember that Jesus had his disciples and a Judas came forth.
Do not call or visit Supreme Ventures the next day. Write your name on the back of the ticket. You need time to think and think. You do not need any excitement but a clear head. Just thank God for the blessing and remember that a lot of past winners are back at square one, penniless.
DO NOT buy a very outstanding car to profile. Just buy several cars so that you can move around without too much notice.
Do not give your matey any share immediately after you receive the jackpot. Put the money in a fixed account.
Miss Matey will have the tendency to be more bling than your partner and her demands will rock the boat.
THE DRAW RESULTS
FOR LAST SATURDAY WERE:
3 (leave your house, broom) 4 (chicken coop, egg, blood) 15 (rat, kiss) 22 (pain, white woman) 29 (parson, judge) 37 (computer, viagra, dildo) and bonus ball of 5. Please note the consecutive numbers of 3 and 4.
THE DRAW RESULT FOR
THE RAINY WEDNESDAY WERE:
11 (bamboo, dog) 15 (rat, kiss) 18 (racehorse, Doctor, dentist) 26 (white man, officials) 31 (lizard, snake, rope) 33 (church, god, stadium) and the bonus ball was 22. Please observe that there was no consecutive numbers drawn but number 15 was repeated from the previous draw.
The number 11 was a spoiler since this number has been silent for a while. Please look out for number 7, 13, 19 and 24 to pop up on Saturday.
One of the realities with the high jackpot is that you have to expect that one of the unpopular numbers will be staring you in the face.
I hope that you paid attention to some of my commandments for winning the jackpot. I will be adding to the list shortly. I hope that I will meet a nice Wilma for my birthday which will be the second draw day next month. I hope that all the hurricanes will take a rest for this year.
Meanwhile keep the link at jahforesight@hotmail.com
