Mai'khi C'Nia'Twas the day before Xmas and nary a one was stirring, except the merchants who art stung by the undulating nature of the Jamdown economy. Behold, they have ridden the wave of profitability to its crest, and it hath made their hearts glad. Now, they art cast into the commercial trough and they art perplexed. But, woe to ye who hath laid up thy treasures in consumerism, for it shall remand thy people to penury.
'Twas the day before Xmas and nary a soul was stirring, except Carolyn, a physician who is also a Human Rights extremist. Behold, she hath usurped the domain of a judicial luminary, and hath drawn his ire by belittling his authority within his own jurisdiction, subsequent to second-guessing him on national television ... and now she is unable to catch two winks for she is stumped as to why he is cross with her. And if that is not enough, the jury hath disregarded her posturing, and hath acquitted the superlative crimefighter and his colleagues of any wrongdoings.
boo-boo
'Twas the day before Xmas and not a soul was stirring, except the Labourite councillors in the KSAC, who hath made a boo-boo and chose the way of the 'tician above authentic consideration for the people, when it mattered most, for their party hath for eons lambasted the Comrades for being clandestine in the administration of the people's affairs, and being arrogant in the discharge of their responsibilities thereof. But alas, they have blown a perfect opportunity to demonstrate to the people that their future will be less turbulent with Labour at the helm of their national aspirations, and that they will be summarily relieved of the disdain and inconsideration dished out to them by some 'ticians.
'Twas the day before Xmas, and the grinch hath manifested himself in the form of a hotel and tourism tycoon who is tightening the screws on Percival James and the band of clowns who make up the administration. For they hath dilly-dallied with the lovebird and other national assets to the satisfaction of that individual, but when the chips were down the entrepreneur secured his bottom-line leaving the national debt no more the better for the association.
weathering depressive occurrences
But be thou not deterred by these things Jamdown, for thou art seasoned in weathering depressive occurrences brought upon thee by men who art hell-bent on making thee belligerent and cantankerous. Instead gather unto thyself as much optimistic vibrations as thou can muster, and bestow it upon thy household, and upon thy neighbour, and the brethren that thou meet in the street. Knowest ye that love conquers all, and there must come a time when we must approach all things first with goodwill, then with practicality, for if thou hath not love, then thou art likely to be swept away by the deluge of despair that beset thy national consciousness.
Hearken ye diligently, and contemplate the spiritual significance of the festive season, let the peaceful calm of the first Xmas morn blanket the land as thou Jamdown reflect on the coming of the Son of Man. Let all Jamdown be blessed this day, for thy hearts hath rejoiced in the salvation of mankind, and thou hath dispensed the love within, which will rise to the firmaments and multiply throughout creation, and fulfil the purpose and the meaning of Xmas. Selah.
