1. You've been really tired these last few days and had to steal a few moments sleep at work. Your boss walks in. Do you:

A. Pretend you were praying and chirp 'amen', then greet your boss as if nothing happened: 25%

B. Apologise and explain you've been suffering from of insomnia: 75%

C. Burst into cold sweat because you can't think of anything to say: 0%

2. You're in the middle of a presentation and you feel your pants rip at the back. Do you:

A. Quickly run out of the room, too embarrassed to continue: 25%

B. Pretend you have no idea it happened and carry on as usual: 37.5%

C. Make up a story about it being a deliberate distraction to test if the audience was listening: 37.5%

3. You've packed up a bunch of things in your shopping cart and are now at the cashier only to find your debit/credit card declined. Do you:

A. Walk away and leave the things at the counter too ashamed to return them to the shelves: 25%

B. Pretend you brought the wrong card and promise to return later even though you know you won't turn up, there is really no money on it: 37.5%

C. Accuse the machine of having a fault and claim you had used the card next door: 37.5%

4. You invite a new friend over for dinner and your mother starts cracking a barrage of corny jokes. Do you:

A. Try to find a creative way to slip your friend out of the room so you can speak privately: 28.5%

B. Interrupt your mom with your own jokes every time she tries to make one in order to divert the attention from her: 43%

C. Think to yourself, "Ohhh my, mommy's trying her best," and just let it slide: 28.5%