The joys of the computer
published:
Saturday | September 6, 2008
Hartley Neita
It took me years to acquire a computer. During my teens, I learned to type with my 10 fingers on my father's Baby Hermes portable typewriter.
Later, I bought one for myself and became quite an expert in typing, a skill which has served me well.
Progress through the new technologies of typing was slow. I was very comfortable with my portable Hermes typewriter, until it collapsed and refused to function any more. My serviceman suggested I should get an electric portable - which I did.
Unfortunately, it had one major fault. If there was a power cut, it was useless. I missed many deadlines because of this.
At the time, too, I was travelling a lot and because there was no electricity, it could not be used on planes while I was flying, or on one occasion on a train while travelling to an assignment.
Then the electric motor burnt out. The agency which imported this model had closed down and I could not find a technician to repair it. I was then introduced to an electronic typewriter, and some years later to a word processor.
For over 10 years, I was wedded to this machine. Every time I passed through Miami, I purchased an updated one, despite the urging of friends who kept nagging me to get a computer.
introductory lesson
Finally, I succumbed. I got a laptop. The lady who bought it for me gave me an introductory lesson. The following day, I turned the machine on. The flashing lights confused me. I turned it off. I got another lesson and thought I had mastered it.
I typed my first manuscript, filed it, and left my home for other business. When I returned, I could not find the material I had filed.
For two days, I searched for it diligently, during which time I kept uttering words which, had I done so publicly, would have brought me before a magistrate.
I finally found it and, over time, became an expert. So, I graduated to a desktop computer.
I do not know how I existed without this machine. It edits, deletes, moves sentences and paragraphs, numbers pages and corrects spelling mistakes and grammar errors. I have written three books on it without having to shred reams of paper.
Now, it is glory of glories. I have now gone on the Internet and the email service. I do not have to carry my letters to the post office.
With two commands to my computer, these letters can be sent to the addressees. In an instant. Locally and overseas. I am saving money on telephone calls and for gasolene, and am saving time from no longer fighting my way through traffic.
Yes, it took me a long time to move from my Baby Hermes typewriter to a computer. Looking back, I realise it has been my reluctance to change from the familiar to the new unknown.
You see, I grew fond of the Baby Hermes, the electric and electronic typewriters and the word processors. I came to know them and to love them. We were compatible and comfortable together. And I still remember them.
It has been the same with the women I have loved. Even when we fell apart, I still loved them, and still remember them.
And by the way, the computer may be as good as a secretary. But a secretary looks good.